starmagica:

superwholockpotteravengerstwdtvd:

broinmacken:

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

excuse me

butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

lermoon:

responsibilities? college? marriage? work? children? future life?

cliterallysame:

when unfollowers are instantly replaced

alphastridercest:

bambiisqueen:

alphastridercest:

queer noises

[ religious mob noises in the distance ]

panicked queer noises

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

the two most important things in every girl’s life

the boobs and the laptop

lameborghini:

choosing whether to tell internet friends ‘i love u’ or ‘i love you’ is very difficult bc even though they mean the same thing one is a lot stronger than the other and i dont want to freak them out u feel

knockturrn:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

chickensbuttegg:

Daniel Radcliffe on Regis and Kelly in 2001, 2005 and 2009.

I appreciate you never growing up